Next time you are asked your h-index ...

Next time you are asked your h-index, I suggest replying by pointing to related work by Ike Antkare [1].

[1] Ike Antkare. Ike Antkare one of the great stars in the scientific firmament.
April, 2010.,
retrieved November 25th, 2010.

Although some people still don't get it, the bottom line is always the same: you can't rely on a fully automatic method to evaluate intelligent entities which are aware of the evaluation method, as they are very likely to adapt to it. This is even more so when the automatic method relies on a data source which is not under the control of the evaluator(s).

Thanks to Lucas for sharing the bibliography entry.